Jokes SMS / Text Messages

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Jokes SMS Messages

Here are our sms / text messages from the Jokes category!You can send any of our Jokes text messages or sms to your friends.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... ...	View
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an do...	View
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? tha...	View
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smil...	View
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorr...	View
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when ...	View
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.	View
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?	View
The longest sentence known to man: I do.	View
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested	View
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beauti...	View
I can appreciate coffee without cream, overtime without pay, nights...	View
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.	View