Funny SMS / Text Messages

Spread the cheer with these funny text messages and tell everyone ‘Don’t worry, be happy!”

Funny SMS Messages

Here are our sms / text messages from the Funny category!You can send any of our Funny text messages or sms to your friends.

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine...View
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card...View
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cu...View
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm pl...View
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a ...View
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings ...View
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not u...View
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Frida...View
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't...View
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv ma...View
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner &...View
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?View
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to c who ...View
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Latest Messages / SMS

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE... It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted... But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!

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