Funny SMS / Text Messages

Spread the cheer with these funny text messages and tell everyone ‘Don’t worry, be happy!”

Funny SMS Messages

Here are our sms / text messages from the Funny category!You can send any of our Funny text messages or sms to your friends.

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine...	View
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card...	View
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cu...	View
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, I'm pl...	View
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a ...	View
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings ...	View
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not u...	View
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Frida...	View
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't...	View
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv ma...	View
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to lo...	View
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it ...	View
I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the ...	View